Walmart doctor

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> : One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
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> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies
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> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
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> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor."
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> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
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> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
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> Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
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> "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
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> That evening, while thinking how amazing=2
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> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
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> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
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> The computer prints the following:
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> 1.. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
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> Thank you for shopping @ Walmart