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Old Age At Its Best

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Old Age At Its Best

مُساهمة من طرف صبري متي اسكندر في الجمعة 08 أغسطس 2014, 7:24 pm

Old Age At Its Best

Rusi and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day
To feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss
World problems.

One day Rusi didn't show up.
Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe
He had a cold or something.

But after Rusi hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Sam really got worried. However, since the only time
They ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't
Know where Rusi lived, so he was unable to find
Out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he had
Seen the last of Rusi, but one day, Sam approached
The park and -- lo and behold! -- there sat Rusi!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him
And told him so.

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Rusi,
What in the world happened to you?'

Rusi replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail' cried Sam.
'What in the world for?'

'Well' Rusi said, 'you know Cindy,
That cute little blonde waitress at the coffee
Shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her.
What about her?’

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me;
And at 89 years old, I was so proud that
When I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty.'

The judge gave me 30 days for lying to court.'

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عدد الرسائل : 244
الموقع : برزبن - كوينزلاند-استراليا
تاريخ التسجيل : 16/05/2008

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